Thursday, March 28, 2019
Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home :: essays research papers
Make It Easy For Your Student To Write dwelling Date ___________Dear P bent(s),I am too busy to write, yet this checklist covers most of the topics ofinterest to both of us.enthral send__ Money (Cash) aggregate $_________ Food (Cookies) Dozens __________ Clean clothingRelationships __ What?__ I am in love with myself__ I am in love__ I am engaged__ I got married last hebdomadendMy Roommate __ Worships the fuze I walk on__ Gave me a black eye__ move suicide and left a note saying I was the yard__ Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed __ Has fleasMy Professors are __ sadistic water walkers__ Mental institution escapees__ Brain dead nerds__ Super oxygen thievesLatest News __ I wrecked the car__ I cant consumption your credit card because I have exceeded the creditlimit __ You are going to have a grandchild__ False alarm - you are non going to have a grandchildFood __ Is great__ Even makes me hold dear your cooking__ I have had pizzas for the last eleven mealsGrades __ I am making all As__ I am not being mightily challenged__ I will be home after this semesterI survey __ Night and day__ All the time__ 80 hours a week__ Only on Sunday afternoon__ None of the above day-to-day Devotions __ I read my Bible everyday__ I cant read__ mortal stole my Bible while I was at one of the local barsOn my last visit home, I left __ My glass__ My paper that was due yesterday__ The clothes you washed for me__ My (girlfriends) birth promise pills__ The check to cover my delinquent tuition payment__ Other _____________________________________________Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS(Blue) lavation __ My white underwear is now ___________________ I am saving coin by not using detergent__ Dont worry, I washed my clothes last semester__ I hang my clothes out the window when it rains
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